Jeremy Johnstone

• I can haz sleep? Oh goodz! I skipz dinner then. #
• Just saw a low rider three wheeling. Can’t remember the last time I saw a car with switches, let alone one three wheeling. #
• Stuck in one of those cake have/eating situations. I want to work from home today, but also want my normal work desktop. #
• The have cake (work desktop) is winning over the eating cake (WFH) so off I head to the office then begrudgingly. #
• Talk about slim pickens at URLs today. The food selections are much fewer than usual and all generally bad. #
• OH: “I don’t think I’ve waited with baited breath for a _programming language_” … Talking about ES4 #

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• 1 question none of the reporters can seem to ask about iPhone 2.0. Will it be unlockable like a normal cell phone via AT&T? Lame reporting! #
• Never a good idea for me to go to the grocery store when I am in the mood to cook. This trip was especially bad. #
• Free range chicken, grass fed beef, applewood smoked bacon, jumbo prawns, organic veggies galore. Yeah, its bad. #
• Anyone up for dinner and wine this week? Might have to have a dinner party. #
• Amazed by the shear stupidity of many of the commenters on this thread: http://is.gd/K8M WHT isn’t known for “smart” people but damn. #
• @shiflett they simply don’t exist in mass quantities. Diamonds are probably less rare than competent web devs. #
• My theory on web devs: The competent ones typically move to other things in disgust. The rest left are an ultra rare breed of geek (1/3.33M) #
• @flawedartist @andreiz is right. You can twitter anything. I’ve even seen @evilcindy twitter (accidentally) about taking a poo. #
• @schill thank god my imagination is under performing today. I would hate to have that mental image stuck in my head. #
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• /me is in pain, the kind which makes you really flinch. I know it’s good for me, but why do “good” things gotta come at such a price? #
• Dunno which is more annoying. Driving to union city to not find my chair or being told by an employee they had it and they don’t. #
• Holy f-ing shit!! I realize its been 30 days (literally) since I last filled up with gas but damn! $70.33 in gas for a Honda? WTF!? #
• Trying to figure out how people finish the prepared salids from URLs. I’ve ate only 1/4th of one and am nearly stuffed. #
• OH: “the moon isn’t that far away. I could so walk there. The only problem is there is no rest stops along the way” #

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• I am fixing to come up on my 2yr anniversary in my apartment. Longest (by factor of 2) I have stayed in 1 place in 10 yrs (since moving out) #
• I’m at Ikea (1700 E Bayshore Rd, Palo Alto, CA 94303, USA) - http://bkite.com/00MVl #
• I went to Ikea and all I bought was an OSX Leopard like trashcan for $4. Then I went and left it in the back of @omnivector GF’s car. #
• Beginning to feel my daily ‘preening’ is starting to border line on something out of the movie American Psycho. Skin is better for it though #
• Does anyone know a great place to buy chairs in the Bay Area? A chair superstore of sorts? Need to replace mine badly as it’s falling apart. #
• Really annoyed at companies who use broken inferior file formats. Thanks Canon I really wanted to mess with a .sit file for a printer driver #

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